Don't make out with my wife yet
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Randomize
