You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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