butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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