oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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