when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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