In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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