Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Do you have feelings for this penis?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....