like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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