Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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