Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He kissed a someone with a penis
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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