wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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