How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
