I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen