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(601): View more from Mississippi

I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works

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(601): I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works http://tfl.nu/8yse

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(864): View more from South Carolina

you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.

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(864): you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack. http://tfl.nu/rq5j

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?

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(803): Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything? http://tfl.nu/hmy2

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.

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(202): you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry. http://tfl.nu/e7cu

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.

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(262): we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat. http://tfl.nu/5cls

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(708): View more from Illinois

So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?

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(708): So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS? http://tfl.nu/0qn8

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later

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(717): check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later http://tfl.nu/adck

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase

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(717): You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase http://tfl.nu/khjs

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(865): View more from Tennessee

if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to

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(865): if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to http://tfl.nu/lehr

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(512): View more from Texas

I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.

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(512): I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air. http://tfl.nu/cigy

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(616): View more from Michigan

Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's

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(616): Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's http://tfl.nu/uou0

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(+61): View more from Australia

I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."

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(+61): I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight." http://tfl.nu/s0wa

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(860): View more from Connecticut

We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"

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(860): We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?" http://tfl.nu/8tlk

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(330): View more from Ohio

In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part

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(330): In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part http://tfl.nu/09fb

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(518): View more from New York

Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.

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(518): Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing. http://tfl.nu/7y4s

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