This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...