okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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