How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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