Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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