Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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