What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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