He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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