CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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