But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Randomize
