There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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