Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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