All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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