I just saw a hot homeless man
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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