Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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