sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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