We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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