Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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