Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
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i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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