Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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