normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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