garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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