so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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