so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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