Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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