I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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