On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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