No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Randomize