thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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