Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I don't think brook has ever known best
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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