So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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