Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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