just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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