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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I don't remember. Are we still dating?

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(302): View more from Delaware

I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.

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(720): View more from Colorado

i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?

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(319): View more from Iowa

You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many

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(703): View more from Virginia

No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.

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(630): View more from Illinois

There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..

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(618): View more from Illinois

She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up

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(865): View more from Tennessee

An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.

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(330): View more from Ohio

i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing

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