I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
ok first of all what the fuck
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