Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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