how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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