So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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