What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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