READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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