We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
sarcasm needs its own font
I checked into jail on foursquare
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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