I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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