I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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